Unbelievable BS ...

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Unbelievable BS ...

Postby mrbeasty on Wed Jan 07, 2004 1:38 am

I was reading about the "Britney Wedding" (why? I dunno ...) ... anyway I reach the end of the article when I stumble onto the most mind blewing excercise in stupidity I have seen in a while! :roll:

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The tabloid New York Post brought in a handwriting expert, Taylor Morgan, to analyse Spears's signature on the marriage license and he decided that the marriage was not consumated.

"She wasn't feeling physical," Morgan said, explaining that the "y" in Britney indicated she was "not in a sexy state of mind."
What the F... ? :roll:
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Re: Unbelievable BS ...

Postby HighOrder on Wed Jan 07, 2004 1:50 am

For us "old fashioned" types, this is really depressing. I could care less about her ... couldn't tell you the name of a single song of hers, and can honestly say I've never heard one all the way through. But the impression it gives to those who want to be LIKE her that marriage is more of a game than a life-long commitment. Sadly, it seems to be the way more and more people are being taught to feel about it. Turns out, not only is her music nothing special, but neither is she. Wow ... go figure. :roll:
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Re: Unbelievable BS ...

Postby ®ëv. ßïll¥ © on Wed Jan 07, 2004 1:53 am

If it were me, I'd say "I want HALF!!!!"
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Re: Unbelievable BS ...

Postby Highwaystar on Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:16 am

Which half, top or bottom?
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Re: Unbelievable BS ...

Postby ®ëv. ßïll¥ © on Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:26 am

Whichever bank account has more in it... :p
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Re: Unbelievable BS ...

Postby space1 on Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:34 am

Who cares about this moron of a pop star! This was just another publicity stunt, and believe it or not, it worked. I'm surprised that she didn't marry Madonna.
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Re: Unbelievable BS ...

Postby mrbeasty on Wed Jan 07, 2004 4:29 am

What kills me is the "Expert Graphologist" stating that she wasn't horny when she signed the marriage license ... what a great science that is! :D :D
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Re: Unbelievable BS ...

Postby Baron Von Machinenmann on Wed Jan 07, 2004 9:06 am

Beasty, you gotta stop reading the enquirer! :D
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Re: Unbelievable BS ...

Postby madjackhatter on Wed Jan 07, 2004 10:27 am

Having 3 daughters in this era is terrifying. Pearlman and his type seem to pull strings and dominate the pop scene with all of these girls with the morals of an alley cat. When will the masses of sheeple stop buying this crappy music? :(

I agree with you with this being tabloid publicity, she's a true media lady of the evening.

And ... "EXPERT GRAPHOLOGIST" ???!!! What kind of BS profession is that? That's as legitimate as a "Pet Psychologist" I guess... :roll: MJH
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