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Postby Rockin' Stevie on Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:41 am

Didn't there used to be some jokes on here? Seems like I recall "Monday funnies," or something.

Not a joke, but did you guys see the headline, where Gibson is about to cut prices and improve the quality? I rarely buy guitars new, but this ought to bring a few old-timers back.

What's up with Gibson? :blah:
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Re: Jokes?

Postby Stinkfoot on Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:06 am

Rockin' Stevie wrote:Didn't there used to be some jokes on here? Seems like I recall "Monday funnies," or something.

That was back when people came here.

Try facebook.
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Re: Jokes?

Postby Strat59 on Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:38 pm

Yep, feels like the once crowded local now down to a few old regulars...................................
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Re: Jokes?

Postby Seby on Sun Sep 13, 2015 5:35 am

And the odd upstart!
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Re: Jokes?

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