Jokes?

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Jokes?

Postby Rockin' Stevie on Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:41 am

Didn't there used to be some jokes on here? Seems like I recall "Monday funnies," or something.

Not a joke, but did you guys see the headline, where Gibson is about to cut prices and improve the quality? I rarely buy guitars new, but this ought to bring a few old-timers back.

What's up with Gibson? :blah:
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Re: Jokes?

Postby Stinkfoot on Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:06 am

Rockin' Stevie wrote:Didn't there used to be some jokes on here? Seems like I recall "Monday funnies," or something.


That was back when people came here.

Try facebook.
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Re: Jokes?

Postby Strat59 on Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:38 pm

Yep, feels like the once crowded local now down to a few old regulars...................................
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Re: Jokes?

Postby Seby on Sun Sep 13, 2015 5:35 am

And the odd upstart!
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Re: Jokes?

Postby mtm105 on Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:19 am

When your wife says "It's up to you", it's not.

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Leia: By blowing up my planet?
Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation
Leia: NOOO!!!

People who live in Lego houses should not walk around without shoes.

If you're able to read this, thank a teacher! If you can do busy work while wasted and watch an unrelated video, thank a substitute teacher!

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!

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Diet and exercise pro tip:
Eat only on the days you are going to have sex.

Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people.

My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion...

CAPT. AMERICA: Merry Christmas, Hulk! Happy Hanukkah, The Thing! Er… what religion are you, Thor?
THOR: Do you understand I’m an actual god?

Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness?
Me: [wearing my wife's wedding dress] laundry

The worst thing about finding out Santa isn't real is that you realize it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents.

"It's one of those new Hoverboards!"
Mom, this is just 2 Roombas taped together.
"Don't be silly. Now go vacuum...I mean play upstairs"

The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside.

[reading test results]
"It looks like you're gonna be just fine"
[nurse whispers in ear]
"Lol my bad u got like 6 weeks"
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Coffee- LET'S DO THIS SHXT
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